The Mechanical Contrivium: Shackks

I was introduced to a site by another forummer which actually list the top ten trivia abt something, somebody which you have entered. Out of curiousity to know wat is the result from my name, I thus entered my name into the empty field.

The result is quite interesting and while some of them don't really make sense, but then, it does provide a good laugh especially after a 2 hour meeting session with the boss which does not result in any conclusion and all everyone does is pushing the blame and trying to reveal the ugly side of the other to the boss.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shackks!
1. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Shackks!
2. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Shackks.
3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Shackks.
4. Olive oil was used for washing Shackks in the ancient Mediterranean world!
5. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Shackks!
6. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Shackks.
7. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Shackks.
8. Shackks will often glow under UV light.
9. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Shackks.
10. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Shackks!

haha... It was so hillarious at some of those statements and do allow me to go one by one on the trivia:

1. 98% of similarities in our DNA?? then wouldn't most of our thoughts will think much alike and have similar characters.
2 And I've always thought they are winking at me at the bar and food court... Wat a cold hard truth.
3. I'm really wondering how much gondolas I've owned when I've never been anywhere that is in the continent of Europe... have I inherited some vast fortune from a unknown relatives of mine?? Gotta ask me mum on this... hehe
4. All throughout my life, I've tot I've only existed in the 20th centuries, but now I've known that I've been living in the Mediterranean for quite some time. Wonder did I travel between time? That would be cool, rite?
5. That explain I'm so skinny now... Coz me have been beaten just so that they can have some proper clothing to keep them warm at nite and cool under the sun.
6. The figures looks promising. At least I'm known by half of the americans... Me ain't a greedy person... hehe
7. Wat does that mean??
8. What?? Wat am I made of?? I can glow? gonna try them tonite.
9. Isn't that cool? 50 words just for me... I just love them.
10.Why? Am I so hideous to the fact that drawing me would be a big disgrace?? Dun tell me...

Anyway, thatz what I've think abt the trivia listed abt me and I hope u guys enjoyed them...

Try them at: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=

Cheers
Andy aka Shackks.